![]() It was made by “The Toy maker” who plans to use this to, you guessed it, take over the world. Boo.Īnyway, we find out that Game over is a trap, making it impossible to get kids to stop playing. But on the lame side, this is her 2 nd time on here in a bad film. On the bright side, his wife is Selma Hyaek. He goes to the OSS HQ, and finds out that the villain of the last movie is a good guy. Carmen however, was good on both counts but now she will be gone for most it. No thanks.Īs we’ve seen, he has gone from weak actor but decent character to the exact opposite. The OSS really needs him, as Carmen is missing. Gerti leaves, and George Clooney the president calls in. “ I’m 9 years old, with nowhere to go but up” He tells her he hasn’t seen Carmen in awhile, and the parents are out on missions. She was in the 2 nd film, as “Gert Giggles”, daughter of that films villain, but she was good by the end and blah blah blah. I’d make a lame Cyberbully joke, but nah. So he heads back to his place, where Emily Osment shows up. Yeah, like I implied, it didn’t make much sense in last film, but now I really wonder why the hell he left. He spills his money all over, and he narrates that things have been lame since he left the OSS. Then a news guy says prizes will go to the first guy to beat Level 5, so he goes back in line. He has his piggy bank with him But he sees a charity sign meaning he may actually spend it on something helpful instead. We flashback to earlier as he waiting in line for a hot new game called Game over. He’s a waterpark dumping exposition on a young Selena Gomez. Right away, I see the humor of the first two is long gone. In the last movie, he quit the spy game cuz derpy doo. The movie opens with the boy Spy Kid, Juni as he is trying to be noir for some reason. ![]() I’m not being…forced or anything, but I gotta do this thing. The first sin, before we even start, is that it is one of the earliest gimmick-y 3D films in the early 2000’s., though I will be watching it in 2D. So for this review, I watched one and two, and now I’m ready for 3! I’ve heard it was the beginning of the end for Robert, but before this review, I had only seen the fourth one. ![]() They didn’t talk down to kids, did not have many shit/fart jokes, and they were a lot of fun. Though to be fair, the first two films were actually pretty decent. It was a big hit with da kidz so Robert kept making these kids movies. What can we blame for Shorts, and Sharkboy and Lavagirl? Why, Spy Kids of course! It all started with a nice film about two kids who become spies and all that jazz. But then I found out that he made really cool films before that! Since I grew up not knowing anything, I associated him with really dumb kids movies. How okay? So okay I’ll go back to reviewing shit! And we’ve got a good one today. Ignore my last review, with the…police note. Are you wondering where I’ve been? Well, don’t cuz I’m fine.
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